December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
well , today is my birthday . i am older now
breastnest:
do you ever just stare out of your window late at night and watch people drive by and wonder what theyre doing so late at night
1 tag
tomorrow is my birthday . yeah no one here cares
brazilian: i'm brazilian
person: OH REALLY? is it nice to live in a favela? do you have a monkey? do you speak spanish? do you wear bikini everyday? omg do you have internet? do you play soccer all the time? carnaval is awesome, right? god, your life is so full of sunshine and stuff.
friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam of bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
victor told me today that my birthday is coming . lol he loves me
Alex Turner: now i can't think of there without thinking of you
Me: what
Alex Turner: you are the only ones who know
Me: what
Alex Turner: baby i'm yours and i'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky
Me: what
Alex Turner: i can't think of anything to dream about
Me: what
Alex Turner: you're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock
Me: what
Alex Turner: suck it and see
Me: sure
